Strategic Stroller Mugs

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Nature Lovers

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Some walk, huh?"

"Honey, run!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

Parents compare buggies

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

'And this is our strategic planning department...'

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"