Stadium Stroller Mugs

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

A man cheers

The High Line at Giza

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

Nature Lovers

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Pampered?"

"Honey, run!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Some walk, huh?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Football drummer

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Trapped in a painting