Stadium Stroller Mugs

Waiting for the NFL

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

A man cheers

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

Nature Lovers

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Pampered?"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Some walk, huh?"

"Honey, run!"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Football drummer

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'