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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

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"Aperitif?"

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"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

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"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

God save the Queen.