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'I sent out for everything.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I love fast break business success."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Dating the efficiency expert.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Count Von Moltke.

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

Kosovo.

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

'When you play hard to get you really mean it, don't you?'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'Pay no attention, they are a couple of ex husbands.'

"I married for contrast."

'This is us.'

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

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