Stranded Sportsman Pillows

Golfing across the islands.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Mother will catch you!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Rugby Mad.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

Discus accidents.

The weight of winning gold.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Bernard Hinault

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"Your kind of course, dad."

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Born to play ball.

Making Things Pleasant.

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"At least my putting has improved."

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"