Stradivarius Sleuth Mugs

Another Case of Domestic Violins.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Spy Satellite

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

Net Zero Superstitions

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

I don't trust that guy.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

Auditing

Maps

'It looks fishy to me.'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Obvious problem.