Skeptic Sleuth Mugs

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Experts through the ages.

"I want … an explanation!"

Robert Macaire as a fraudulent homoeopathic doctor

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Fear/Knowledge

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

$1: Family Secrets

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

The Modern Godot

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Govt. UK led by Seance