Storytelling Grandpa Mugs

'In my day, we feared people wearing Safari Suits... Nowadays, we just laugh at them!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Roasted

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"What about the five that fell through?"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

The Aging of Underwear

"Let's scoot."

Trout Game

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

The Golf Gremlin.

Not-so-easy listening...

The Final Chapter.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"Jim was a model Dad".

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Cutting Toenails.