Grandpa Storyteller Mugs

'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

True confessions.

The Family Joules: Part 21

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Children's Party

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Not-so-easy listening...

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'