Storytelling Adventurer Gifts

The Prequel

"Ok, ok … Daddy’s mistake … no more Clive Barker."

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

French Pinocchio

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Hansel and Gretal.

The pioneers blazed the Santa Fe, Chisholm and Oregon Trails, but it took lawyers to blaze the Paper Trail!

Tom Stoppard

Bookworm Sleepover

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Treasure Island Book.

Jack London

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Coronavirus Windmills

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Don Quixote

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Gulliver's other travels.

Sumo Love.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.