Storyteller Of Human Condition Pillows

'Please come in before you catch your death!'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

The Human Condition

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Sciense. How can biodiversity be decreasing with so many species of Pokemon out there?

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

Vaccine race

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

Desert crawler following water

Mandatory mask use

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'It appears you've arrived here because of some medical gobbledygook, so, to put it simply, you can now go home.'

"I've made a snow angel."

'I'm sick of writing grant proposals on spec.'

Lawrence of Arabia

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

"A year ago, that could have been me."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Happy Birthday

"It was the only mask they had left."

"I believe I told you quite clearly not to let his stitches get wet."

"I walked into a bank without a mask..."

Cold Remedies

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

Sorry no toilet paper. We were wiped out!