Storyteller Of Human Condition Pillows

'Please come in before you catch your death!'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

The Human Condition

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Mandatory mask use

Vaccine race

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

Desert crawler following water

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

'It appears you've arrived here because of some medical gobbledygook, so, to put it simply, you can now go home.'

"I've made a snow angel."

'I'm sick of writing grant proposals on spec.'

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

"A year ago, that could have been me."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Lawrence of Arabia

Happy Birthday

"I believe I told you quite clearly not to let his stitches get wet."

"It was the only mask they had left."

"I walked into a bank without a mask..."

"Everyone stay home."

Cold Remedies

Layers of Man

Sorry no toilet paper. We were wiped out!