Storybook Chef Mugs

'Reader, I marinated him.'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Puss in Heels

"More helium."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

My Cauldron Rules

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, grumpy, or out and out dopey."

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Will Work For Children.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Good lord, we found the queen!"

Beard helper