Storytelling Chef Mugs

"Excuse me for wanting to broaden our culinary horizons."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Witch's Brew.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Tzatzikicicle

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Cooking With Pollock.

'..and one for the pot.'

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Spatula Conductor

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Artist and chiken

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

Chef makes a cook book.

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Food Blog

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Lobster potion.

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

'And none of yor deflationary wit - just attend to the bar-b-q-.'

'I'll tell you what's for dinner if you'll promise not to laugh.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

Recipes then vs Recipes now.