Space-time Chef Mugs

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Flying sauces.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

The Origins of Everything

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"You're not even dressed?"

Kirks & Tacos

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Christmas canape?

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

The Wokking Dead

Gourmet Pizza.

Flying Sauces