Storybook Characters Pillows

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

A woodchop competition with a difference.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

The Runaway Horse

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Where the wild things were."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Knights of the bedside table.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Sleeping Beauty

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Cupid

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Well did he?"

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"