Story Time Champion T-Shirts

'I'm going to bed - I've had about all of me I can take for today.'

The three little pigs 2010

Swan Fairy Tales

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Parenting Skills Training

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

Noah's Nark.

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

'The serpent was rotten to the core, but the apple was delicious.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'Read me the fairy tale about Obama!'