Story Time Champion Mugs

'I'm going to bed - I've had about all of me I can take for today.'

The three little pigs 2010

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Swan Fairy Tales

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

"I realise that it shows a lack of maturity .. But I like baby talk."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Parenting Skills Training

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Noah's Nark.

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"Down in front!"

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."