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"Unfortunately, they keep their shades drawn in that particular galaxy."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

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"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

The book that will not be denied!

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Hollywood 1860 - "The Dickens screenplay's good but I'd like to bring in Thackery for a rewrite.."

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'Once upon a time...'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

Clara had come a long way from those readings at the public library.

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

George Lucas

Now playing 'Downsized and out' - a movie based on Ed Benson's resume.

"The first thing I'll do as prince is take frog legs off the menu."

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

"Is this 'Alternative Universe' stuff, or what?"

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

Yep, I'd say they're planning on making it into a movie. The following book previews were approved by the book publishing industry of America.

"Once upon a time, in a land far away...."

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."