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"He had a hat!"

'Don't do the funny voices Dad. You make the giant sound gay.'

'This 'once-upon-a-time...' Was it yesterday, this morning, a hundred years ago, or what?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Swan Fairy Tales

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Santa's Helpers

Baby Bear.

My Spam Sketchbook

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."