Story Analysts Gifts

"I've been thinking about your bedtime story, and something doesn't make sense."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Why do you hate the media?

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Trump Overload

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

The Truth

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Campaign 2016

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

'I suspect the cow jumping over the moon is an illusion or swamp gas.'

Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

Immigration freedom

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

Johnny Depp

Fake News for Fake People

Trump's Justice Beats Lady Liberty

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"I can never seem to get my report in on time!"

Newsrooms Are Taking Diversity Seriously: Man or Woman, White or Black, You Can Be Any Kind of Rich Capitalist You Want

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...'