Stormy Sea Adventurer Pillows

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Captain in a storm

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Lazy Octopus

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Viking Loch Ness

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'