Stormy Sea Adventurer Mugs

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Viking Loch Ness

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Sea weed harvest.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Heads or tails?"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Gone Bookkeepin'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."