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'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Cannonball!'

Bookworm Sleepover

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Warrior Woman

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Dorothy and Toto

"I think I can". (train)

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Holy water, holy water...."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

War and Peace GIF

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Tom Stoppard

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

'What luck!'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat