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A Hole in the Dike

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Warrior Woman

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Love.

A street fight.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

Bird gets a lift from surprised superhero!

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

The Invisible Man goes to the toilet.

'The large crate contains my medals.'

'Wasn't that Superman?'

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

'Of course they haven't been tested on animals!'

Out of Work Motivational Speaker.

Hou Yi

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

"Please, no need to thank me. I was only doing my job."

"Every summer, we worked long and hard under the hot sun to earn money."

'Boy, will this drought ever end?'

"Come on lad, a bit of elbow grease, you need to rub harder than that."