Stone Wheel Historian Gifts

"What's a patent?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Caveman wheel repairers.

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Stone Age Driving Test

Hamster.

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Valet parking.

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."