Stone Wheel Historian Gifts

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

"What's a patent?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Caveman wheel repairers.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Could you read that back to me, please?'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Hamster.

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Stone Age Driving Test

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Valet parking.

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."