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Get a move on, woman - I don't want to pay for an overdue book at the library!

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"I call it angle-poise"

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Books on tablets.

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

The first art critic