Stone Head Storyteller Pillows

Moai reading a book

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Mammoth Posing

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

"Comments are turned off."

Eurydice in prison

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Don't believe everything you read.'