Stone-age Tinkerer T-Shirts

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Young Frankenstein"

The first car accident.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Digital Fomo!

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Waiting for retirement.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Fixing the TV.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"