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'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Young Frankenstein"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The first car accident.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Digital Fomo!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Waiting for retirement.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

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'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Fixing the TV.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives