Stone Age Cyclist Mugs

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"This is what I use for social media."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

The first art critic