Stone Age Cyclist T-Shirts

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"This is what I use for social media."

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."