Stocks Satirist T-Shirts

Dress your stocks satirist in humor with our witty t-shirts that poke fun at Wall Street, trading, and market mania—perfect for casual days and market reflections.

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'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.' mockup

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.' mockup

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

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The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people. mockup

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

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'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.' mockup

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

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Made in China

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'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?' mockup

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

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'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.' mockup

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

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"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today." mockup

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

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'The recession is over, again.'

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Fuel bill gone through the roof

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'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?' mockup

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

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"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost." mockup

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

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'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.' mockup

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

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"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay." mockup

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed mockup

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

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"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

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