Stock Superfan Mugs

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Love.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Star Wars convention...

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Soccer Fans.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

Banana Ballet

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Super Bowl Monday