Superhero Superfan Mugs

"You're going to need a pair of bifocals, and a pair of x-ray specs."

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Love.

"I'm being punished. My parents are making me watch a movie without a superhero in it."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Superheroes take a selfie

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

The Family Joules: Part 16

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21