Stock Market Wrangler T-Shirts

"Have I (hic) godda deal for you."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

...Shares can go up as well as down.

'Did you want me, boss?'

The Bullish World

The Critic...

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

What goes up...

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Stock Market Adventure

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

Profit Cowboy

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"