Stock Market Starter Pillows

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"