Stock Market Seeker Pillows

"There's always an element of risk. No one has a crystal ball. OK, I have one, but no one knows how it works."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

Jumping Wall Street.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.