Stock Market Seeker Mugs

"There's always an element of risk. No one has a crystal ball. OK, I have one, but no one knows how it works."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.