Stock Market Marvel Prints

Small Company: Stock Fund

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Dow Jones drop

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Animal worries.

Finance piracy

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.'

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Wall Street In Jail

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

"I learned about the birds and the bees in school. Now tell me about the bulls and bears."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Economic crisis.

Bank manager reads book entitled: Banking for Dummies.

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

'It'll help the economy and the environment, Mr. President -- biodegradable money!'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

'Well, that rather depends on what you mean by assets!'