Market Marvel Prints

Please allow us to take you through the path of economic recovery.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

'The market shifted on me.'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

The Cattle show Week.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."