Stock Market Daredevil Prints

'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Day trading.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Gas, is it the future?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."