Stock Market Daredevil Mugs

'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Day trading.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"