Stock Market Enthusiast Pillows

"Stocks can be risky, and you've got to be able to sleep at night. We'll set aside half your money for sleeping pills."

"He manages a broad stock index fund."

Company man

"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'J.B., there's not enough ROI on the IPO, YTD.'

A two dollar stock sounds like a perfect investment...

'I made a real killing on the stock market today. I shot my broker.'

'Borrow 50p? Sorry, I'm staying out of the sub-prime lending market.'

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

'Good day in the market?'

'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'

'With my brains and your money, we have nothing to lose but your money.'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

'The downside of investing in this stock is it might go down. The upside is it might go up.'

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'Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?'

'As long as he continues to come up with brilliant investment strategies we leave him alone...'

'If that doesn't set your tail to wagging, nothing will.'

'All this internet trading has caused you to neglect your children!' 'What children?'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

'You know, what we need to turn this around is...a rumor.'

'Do you have any 'Congratulations on your I.P.O.' cards?'

Warren Buffett

'Yes, it went from 100 to 2, which is down 98%, but then it went from 2 to 4, which is up 100%, so you're ahead.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

Ron adopted an unorthodox approach to making investment decisions.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Did you apply for our execution only service?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'I've got a great system. I just pick the same stocks Ed does.'

'I'm going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since this afternoon.'