Stock Market Analyzer Pillows

'I wouldn't call them 'blue chip', I'd say they're more 'aqua marine'...'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Chinese stock market

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Medical Equipment profit chart.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Portfolio, 2011

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Out of control

Counting my Bonus...

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Bank Ratings Lowered.

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."