Stitching Survivor T-Shirts

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Desert Island BBQ

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Emergency Pants

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Quilt fanatic

'He needs professional HELP!'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Patient after an appendix operation

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Gymnast tangled up.

'What luck!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Tax grab.

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Welcome centre

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Intense summer sun

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."