Stitching Survivor T-Shirts

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Desert Island BBQ

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Emergency Pants

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Quilt fanatic

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Patient after an appendix operation

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Relief for America in the Heat.

'What luck!'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Gymnast tangled up.

Tax grab.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

Welcome centre

Intense summer sun

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."