Stitch Snatcher Prints

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

World Tour.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Music downloads

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

The ambush.

Patient after an appendix operation

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

Annual sportknitting Derby

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

How's the sweater coming along?

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

The Evolution of fish

Woman knitting the sea

If I don't make a sound, he won't notice.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Aggressive grocery shopping

'Sure, I catch it once in a while, but nothing beats the chase.'

15 Second Grocery Delivery

Stitches.

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

'I like regular books better than ebooks. Ebooks don't have a summary on the book jacket that you can copy.'

Knitting pretty

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"

Quit drinking, sobered up and dedicated his life to helping others. All thanks to the 12-stitch program.

'I keep getting this stitch in my side!'