Scene Snatcher Prints

World Tour.

'They all want to play the star.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

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'Follow that cab!'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

The ambush.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Strange Crowds in Bath

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Your Eyesore Here.

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Wildlife photographer.

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

'Would you mind taking our picture'

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

Pedalling Horse Carriage

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

"Let's try one without smiling."

"I bet he'll be in movies. He's always causing a scene."

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'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'