Scene Stealer Prints

"I bet he'll be in movies. He's always causing a scene."

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Clothes falling next to a policeman.

'They all want to play the star.'

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

World Tour.

Theatre Crowd

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Follow that cab!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Kitty's Coffee Shop

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"I liked the one that saluted."

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Strange Crowds in Bath

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Pedalling Horse Carriage

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

Librarian of Congress

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

Cow Pockets

"Press 1 to connect with a doctor $200."

"I find the defendant guilty of stealing that shy little smile from Kevin Costner."

'That script to theatre to film to video scenario... I've short cut it.'

Curve Ahead. A baseball team could steal that sign and let the batter know what pitch is coming next.