We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?
Scene Avoider Prints
Decorate with personality—our scene avoider prints feature clever, artistic designs that celebrate the joys of avoiding the scene in style and wit.
World Tour.
College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room
Crowded Ice Fishing
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"
'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'
' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
"Shouldn't you be studying?
"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
Big bumpers.
'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'
L.A.: Still No Pro Football
'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'
" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."
"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."
D.I.Y ladder
Danger Signs.
"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."
'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'
'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'
"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."
"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."
"Gah! Too many people!"
We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.
'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'
'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.
Too posh to wash...
'Nature makes me nervous!'
"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."
'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'
'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'
Scene Avoider Prints Collection
Scene Avoider Mugs
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Scene Avoider Pillows
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Scene Avoider T-Shirts
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