Deal Snatcher Prints

Aggressive grocery shopping

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Music downloads

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Online Shopping.

Unusual Offers

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

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'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'