Stimulants Gifts

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

'Red bull really helps me focus, you know what I mean?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Seagiraffes

Life is for the birds.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Mardi Gras

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cat box"